Dear Mr Gaga.

You so totally, completely stole my shit.

I want my coke cans back. ASAP.

What? You want me to copy YOU and have implied homo-erotic sex on the internet with a room full of impossibly ripped men and become fabulously wealthy?

Fine. Maybe.

Also, dear mister "J L" fom honolulu HI on yelp....if that is your real name...

Honolulu isn't that big. I WILL come find your ass.

I did it better. Mine has a wig.

punks.